Wake up somewhere else than in your own bed, could be your ex-partners bed, could be on your sofa, under a kitchen table or on the floor of the nightclub where you spent the evening. Leave the sleeping spot a little bit too early for being a bit recovered, exclaim loudly how bad you’re feeling and wrinkle the whole face. Then eat a dry cracker bread with nothing on it (since you are a vegan now, yes you are, we have talked about this..) and complete with a banana and water. Complain again how bad you feel, but not in a whiny way, more like “hey, my life is SO rock and roll”. After this it is important to meet up with your friends to talk about last night, ‘cause obviously it was damn wicked! Laugh a little bit to loud in public areas and take no notice about what others may think of you and your rock and roll gang. Then just let the day continue in just lame ass activities and without any thoughts of the following day, live for the second. If this wasn’t enough for you – here comes some strict guidelines if you might not already know of them:
1. No showering until before bed!
2. Eat only the things you really feel for, no fucking healthy thoughts, alright?!
3. Keep on complaining about how bad you feel, and then laugh about something crazy that you did last night.
4. Stay cool.
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