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Monday, August 9, 2010

The monthly period

The most beautiful bicycle you can possibly ride is a racer, without any frames. You will hereby look very cool and handsome, especially when weather is sunny so that you can wear your sunnies and appear with a stone face - since no one can see your eyes. What many of us racer bikers do not talk about is the disadvantages with riding an awesome looking bicycle is, what I like the racer bikers monthly period – everybody has it but no one wants to admit it – the rain. When the rain comes while sitting there and tread your pedals for your life, all the water from the wheels comes splashing up on your back and beloved rump that is covered with your favourite shorts (‘cause one always dresses handsome when bicycling). So when reaching your destination you won’t look so very dapper anymore.. let’s never talk about this again.

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